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Gergaloth
What now? What happens next?

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Just kidding. Seriously though, you're satanist?

at the moment im only studying, but chances are yes. How was that too long?!

...
iunno

i see. I SEE!

1 Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!
True.

2 Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
Dreams suck. Instant gratification!

3 Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
Yes, but isn't Satan most famous for being decietful?

4 Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates!
He does WHAT now?! You sell your soul to him for a piece of crap reward. THAT'S kindness?!

5 Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek!
HELL YES FOR VENGEANCE!

6 Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic vampires!
Huh?

7 Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of this "divine spiritual and intellectual development", has become the most vicious animal of all!
Riiiiiiiiiiight....

8 Satan represents all of those so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
True, but what do you do if you get caught "gratifying" yourself?

9 Satan has been the best friend of the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!
By doing what? People go in there to hear about God!(I think, I'm not religious. Does that make me the anti-Christ? O_o) Satan, when brought up, is uually dismissed in minutes; no one wants to hear about him.

you apparently dont understand. Mature a bit more and study this. Then you'll get it and wont say stupid shit about it!

So, do you believe Anton Levey was killed by his daughter Zeena? Or did he die of natural causes?

at the moment Im more worried about his writings than his life. Eventually ill go into that and then we can discuss it.

Sorry, i meant Anton LaVey

no worries

Trying a little hard are we?

trying what?

nah i was just bored and typed them up.

GERGALOTH IS A COOTER LICK'N SANTA WORSHIPPER

PSYCGIRL IS A DISLEXIC CUNT MOGLIN!

yeah well gergaloth CANT KEEP IT IN HIS PANTS

yeah well psycgrl CANT KEEP IT OUT OF HER HANDS!!!

gergaloth has been mistaken for a...GIRL

A pretty girl

damnit....how the hell do u relply to that?

like that duh

ive got it
yeah a by a desperate guy

He wasnt desperate, he was drunk.

awww come on dudes dig ya >.> no shame there

a lesbian hit on me once, she thought i was a girl too.

so to get girls to like u, u pretend to be a girl?

nope, I just do what comes naturally.

kool..

anyway, you went to my page to tell me to put a link in, right? well i did :)

yesssss i saaaaw moo.

You are cool because you have an Iron Maiden shirt. I don't know if their Somewhere Back in Time tour is in America, but if it is are you going? I gots me my tickets ages ago :D

lolwut? no seriously O.o

You make me giggle like a little girl.
:3

You're a satanist huh?
I've been reading into it lately, I'm pretty sure I've seen those statements somewhere, I must say it appeals to me.
Iron maiden rocks man, but what's up with the makeup?

Im fucking badass, so i wear fucking badass corpse paint.

Wow! Satan sounds like a swell guy.

He's a very nice man.

go 2 hell

See ya there gramma.

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nice over-used C/P you got there. Anything original?

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